I have 23 children

I own 148 acres of virgin forest

I have eliminated virginity in Ward 8

I have swallowed sickness whole in Ward 7

Raise your hand if you like playing on grass

Bees enjoy me

Everything I play is imperceptibly faster

Drop me a line if you like saplings

Honk if you love thrombosis

Expect 337 gifts no later than Dec. 24

Expenses sure are low

The boys are named Bobby

The girls are named Bobbi

I got a new way of walking

I got a new way of talking

I am the president of kisses

 

—The Racket, 2024

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